The coronavirus lockdown meant that many of us missed our much-loved summer holidays.
But, now that restrictions are being eased we Brits are looking for travel inspo more than ever.
Staycations are becoming the holiday-du-jour as we look to leave our homes for the first time in months.
And, others, unwilling to risk it this year, are looking abroad to plan a blow-out trip next year.
For many, this means dream-like all-inclusive and cabins in the woods.
But, what if we told you there are hotels where the last thing you want to do is sleep?
We’ve hunted high and low for the raunchiest resorts in the UK and abroad.
These five stays will have your toes curling at the thought of a dirty weekend… or longer.
1. The Secret Dungeon – High Wycombe
This hotel is a boutique B&B… and a BDSM play-space for budding subs and their dominants.
The Secret dungeon boasts a four-poster bed, mirrored ceiling and hot tub.
Plus, all the equipment you’d find in Christian Grey’s Red Room.
It sleeps up to four people and has a throne chair, St Andrew’s Cross, padded wall, a cage, a “sin bin”, hoists, leather swing, hitachi wand massager, scorpion bench and… well, you get the picture.
It also has a bathroom and kitchen for cleaning off and fuelling up.
This kinky staycation will set you back £130 for a four hour daytime treat or between £220 to £270 for an overnight stay.
2. Better Than A Bed – London, Fitzrovia
This self-contained apartment is dedicated to “the joys of adult play”.
Set in a Georgian-era building it includes a naughty play space/ dungeon, bedroom, bathroom and kitchen with a discreet entrance.
The list of equipment is, again, extensive.
There’s no extra cost for the use of toys, which include: a f***ing machine, fetters sling, stretch rack, bondage bench, floggers, canes, whips, cuffs, collars and leads, spreader bars, nipple clamps, dildos and plenty more to be getting on with.
Testimonials on the site rave about the apartment.
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One read: “Both Master and I had great fun experimenting with a range of equipment we had not yet had chance to try and are now planning potential future purchases for our own dungeon.
“The mood and lighting were absolutely perfect for a sexually charged evening.”
Better Than A bed pricing is available on request, it usually costs from £250 a night.
3. Hotel Pelirocco – Brighton
This hotel is less sex-dungeon and more fantasyland.
With a range of incredible themed rooms you could live out any fantasy your heart desires.
Here are a few of our cheeky faves:
The “nookii room” is perfect for naughty couples.
Think fifty shades of purple and a inky iron bed with stocks.
The “lover’s lair” is a three-room nautical suite complete with plunge bath, stripper pole and 8ft bed with a mirrored ceiling.
The “koibito love” room is themed on a Japanese love hotel.
Such venues are dotted around Japan for couples to enjoy together for a few stolen hours of sex.
The room contained a raised bamboo bed, geisha decor, a balcony and deep bath with a cascade shower for sharing.
The lovebird package with champagne, truffles, flowers, breakfast in bed and late checkout costs £99 plus the room rate.
Rates start from around £96 per night.
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4. Desire Resort Riviera Maya – Cancun, Mexico
This stunning all-inclusive resort is the perfect location for couples and naturists.
That’s right, this resort is clothing-optional and offers some “alternative lifestyle adventures” while located in a secluded part of Cancun.
There’s a nude beach, rooftop jacuzzi and lounge.
Plus, nightly themes, including Gods and Goddesses, Masters and Mistresses, Mysterious Masquerade, Schoolgirls and Professors, Latin Fever and Angels and Deamons.
The site adds that “nasty dancing is very much appreciated and accepted.”
Pole dance competitions and foam parties are often thrown for participating couples.
There’s an entire restaurant based around aphrodisiacs.
Plus, the “sin room”.
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This play room is a space for couples wanting to “walk on the wild side” wot adult videos, towels and play accessories.
The brochure reads: “Desire Resort Riviera Maya will create the perfect scenario for your forbidden fantasies to come alive.”
Rates start from around £513 per night on TripAdvisor.
5. Hedonism II – Jamaica
A naughty clothing-optional resort, this time based in the Caribbean.
Hedonism II takes it to the next level where you can indulge in whatever takes your fancy.
You can sleep in and stay up late, drink before noon and go skinny dipping.
Plus, explore your sexuality in their Romping Shop Playroom.
This personal play space is open to couples, single women and invited single men.
The room is open from 10.30pm to 3am and includes some kinky stools and benches, beds and more.
Again, there are sexy theme nights, including Jamaican dress, Fetish night, Bare as You Dare, Toga night and Sexy Sports night.
Group events include Some Like It Hot – a steamy event for playful, flirty guests.
There’s even the Kama Sutra Palace which lets you learn new sex positions and massages with expert guidance.
Rates start from £346 per night on Kayak.
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